This is a photo General Viral Bacteria, the dictator of the Airborne Illness Brigade, and some of his henchmen. We’ve recently learned that General Bacteria has moved his headquarters into public schools and that he plans to infect students with colds, flu, bronchial viruses, pink eye, and other illnesses to keep them out of school.

This is a very dangerous situation, and I have no doubt you understand the ramifications of this being done nationwide. This ruthless dictator has silent troops hidden throughout our school and his plan is already in effect.

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, would be to find out how they are doing this, how we can stop them, and bring the information back to headquarters.

As always, you have complete freedom as to method and strategies, but of course should you or any member of your team be caught or killed; the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. As usual, this recording will decompose one minute after the breaking of the seal.